Golf on a honeymoon?

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What are people’s opinions on golf on a honeymoon(even though this a very skewed sampling here probably)?

Depends on where you are going for your Honeymoon. If you’re going to say Hawaii, you’d be a fool not to tee it up while there. Hey, there’s more to a Honeymoon than having sex, ya know. Besides, if you go to Kauai like I did, you can get all you want in the hotel at night and then get screwed by the Prince Course all day.

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for starters ROTFLMAO…. No, he didn’t. I’m not sure if this is allowed here, but there are a few items in my garage he won’t be needing that I would like to offer for sale:

I’m not sure, I’m a pretty big anti-spammer, but the comedic value of this post earns you a pass in my book… –One set of used golf clubs (including bag). The irons were purchased used. From the monogram on them, they were apparently first owned by someone named "Hogan".

How old? –Several wooden golf clubs. I don’t know much about them. Last time I was with my dear hubby at the driving range, I remembering him commenting " I can’t hit these c*cks*kers". Could that be the brand name?

The company itself went out of business years ago, but the name lives on…. –One of the funnier looking clubs has PING on the grip. This apparently is an acronym for Putting Is No Good.

Insert "My" on the front of that and you’ve summed it up for me… –1978 MGB. Excellent condition, but I can’t drive a car with a manual transmission.

Let’s see….I would have been 3….they had cars back then? –One penis; pet name – "Tiny".

Um, literally and figuratively, not going to touch that one…. Thanks, The lovely Mrs. Cartpath

No ma’am, thank you for a good laugh.

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – No, he didn’t. I’m not sure if this is allowed here, but there are a few items in my garage he won’t be needing that I would like to offer for sale: –One set of used golf clubs (including bag). The irons were purchased used. From the monogram on them, they were apparently first owned by someone named "Hogan". –Several wooden golf clubs. I don’t know much about them. Last time I was with my dear hubby at the driving range, I remembering him commenting " I can’t hit these c*cks*kers". Could that be the brand name? –One of the funnier looking clubs has PING on the grip. This apparently is an acronym for Putting Is No Good. –1978 MGB. Excellent condition, but I can’t drive a car with a manual transmission. –One penis; pet name – "Tiny". Thanks, The lovely Mrs. Cartpath

Laughing my butt off! Thanks, "Mrs. C." Bruce RSG Roll Call: http://u1.netgate.net/~kirby34/rsg/newmanb.htm http://go.to/bruce_newman

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Pat, it’s time in your relationship to step up and be a man. Take control now, or you never will. Forget that "equality" bullshit – have you ever seen a corporation with two CEOs? If you aren’t going to be the boss, you’ll be the bossed. Do you want the little lady telling you when you can or can’t play golf for the rest of your life? Get a grip, man….. Trust me. I’ve been married 30 years (and she *never* lurks on RSG). But just in case she does, did you get her okay to post this? — Eliyahu Rooff www.geocities.com/Area51/Underworld/8096/HomePage.htm RSG Rollcall http://u1.netgate.net/~kirby34/rsg/rooffe.htm No, he didn’t. I’m not sure if this is allowed here, but there are a few items in my garage he won’t be needing that I would like to offer for sale: –One set of used golf clubs (including bag). The irons were purchased used. From the monogram on them, they were apparently first owned by someone named "Hogan".

Might have been owned by Sammy "Lost in the Woods" Hogan. He was a 74-handicapper who was never seen on the fairway, having spent most of the time in his 6-hour games looking for his ball in the tall grass or trees. Since he knew the problem couldn’t possibly be his swing, he replaced his clubs with great frequency and gave the old ones away, leaving the market flooded with his monogrammed clubs after 30 years of unsuccessful attempts to break 150. His clubs are valued by collectors and players because of the unique wear patterns on them. The grooves around the perimeter are usually worn away, while the sweet spot is in mint condition, never having contacted a ball. –Several wooden golf clubs. I don’t know much about them.

If you’d like to send them to me, I’ll check them out, play them for a few months, and let you know all about them. Last time I was with my dear hubby at the driving range, I remembering him commenting " I can’t hit these c*cks*kers". Could that be the brand name? –One of the funnier looking clubs has PING on the grip. This apparently is an acronym for Putting Is No Good.

I thought it meant Promoted In News Group… –1978 MGB. Excellent condition, but I can’t drive a car with a manual transmission.

It’s a good thing my own wife doesn’t lurk here. She’s been fussing for years about wanting to replace the MGB we used to own. I never have been able to figure which part of the British car mystique that so fascinates her… the oil leaks, the non-existant heating and ventilating system, the inability to cross the length of the Safeway parking lot without a mechanical breakdown, or the joys of dealing with electricals by Lucas, Prince of Darkness… (You can figure who maintained her last one… and I think I’ve still got parts for it stashed out in my shop somewhere…) — Eliyahu Rooff www.geocities.com/Area51/Underworld/8096/HomePage.htm RSG Rollcall http://u1.netgate.net/~kirby34/rsg/rooffe.htm

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – What are people’s opinions on golf on a honeymoon(even though this a very skewed sampling here probably)? I’m in pretty good shape because the gf doesn’t exactly seem like she’ll want to leave the room very much, so if I don’t play golf for a couple of weeks, well….. But how do you bring this up? Is it just better to leave the clubs at home? What do you guys think? Pat, it’s time in your relationship to step up and be a man. Take control now, or you never will. Forget that "equality" bullshit – have you ever seen a corporation with two CEOs? If you aren’t going to be the boss, you’ll be the bossed. Do you want the little lady telling you when you can or can’t play golf for the rest of your life? Get a grip, man….. Trust me. I’ve been married 30 years (and she *never* lurks on RSG). But just in case she does, did you get her okay to post this? — Eliyahu Rooff www.geocities.com/Area51/Underworld/8096/HomePage.htm RSG Rollcall http://u1.netgate.net/~kirby34/rsg/rooffe.htm No, he didn’t. I’m not sure if this is allowed here, but there are a few items in my garage he won’t be needing that I would like to offer for sale: –One set of used golf clubs (including bag). The irons were purchased used. From the monogram on them, they were apparently first owned by someone named "Hogan". –Several wooden golf clubs. I don’t know much about them. Last time I was with my dear hubby at the driving range, I remembering him commenting " I can’t hit these c*cks*kers". Could that be the brand name? –One of the funnier looking clubs has PING on the grip. This apparently is an acronym for Putting Is No Good. –1978 MGB. Excellent condition, but I can’t drive a car with a manual transmission. –One penis; pet name – "Tiny". Thanks, The lovely Mrs. Cartpath

Very funny — and informative — post from TLMC. — CUBS rule! — Home Page: http://www.depaul.edu/~dsimpson

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – In your earlier post you mentioned that it would piss her off for you to play on the day of the wedding. Doesn’t that give you a hint? your comment "she’s just serious enough that I won’t push it" says a lot about the relationship, and you. Do you want to be married to this girl? Do you want a happy relationship? Better start thinking what this is going to take. Hey, I’m on my third wife. Listen to me. Get it right the first time. Thanks Bobby. It brought me back to when we had a pretty good fight last summer: my golf game sucked until we made up. So basically, I can give up golf and have her, but it doesn’t work the other way around. Think "long-term", Pat. If she doesn’t like for you to play golf, are you prepared to deal with that resentment for the next 30 or 40 years? When I got married my wife decided I didn’t like motorcycles any more, and I’ve spent the past 28 years wishing I still had one. Unless both of you can be happy with the other "as is", you’re in for problems.

There’s no issues like that. She doesn’t have a problem with me playing, and she even wants to take it up(she really can’t get out right now because of work, etc.) It’s strictly wedding day for certain and possibly honeymoon where she wouldn’t be impressed….so we’re talking about maybe 2 weeks. If she doesn’t want me to play then, it’s an easy call. She’s never hinted at not wanting me to play after that.

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No, he didn’t. I’m not sure if this is allowed here, but there are a few items in my garage he won’t be needing that I would like to offer for sale: –One set of used golf clubs (including bag). The irons were purchased used. From the monogram on them, they were apparently first owned by someone named "Hogan". –Several wooden golf clubs. I don’t know much about them. Last time I was with my dear hubby at the driving range, I remembering him commenting " I can’t hit these c*cks*kers". Could that be the brand name? –One of the funnier looking clubs has PING on the grip. This apparently is an acronym for Putting Is No Good. –1978 MGB. Excellent condition, but I can’t drive a car with a manual transmission. –One penis; pet name – "Tiny". Thanks, The lovely Mrs. Cartpath

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— Joe Cartpath – www.joecartpath.com Basic Golf Clubmaking & Memphis Area Golf Course Guide and….The Memphis MG Page…

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But just in case she does, did you get her okay to post this? — Eliyahu Rooff www.geocities.com/Area51/Underworld/8096/HomePage.htm RSG Rollcall http://u1.netgate.net/~kirby34/rsg/rooffe.htm

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I’m going to get married i =n August andour honeymoon will be to Cyprus (we live in the Netherlands, which is europe) and it is not even a topic for discussoin, It would be a crazy as leaving our little girl at home. The golfclubs will come with me. wouldn’t miss Tsada golf club! What are people’s opinions on golf on a honeymoon(even though this a very skewed sampling here probably)? I’m in pretty good shape because the gf doesn’t exactly seem like she’ll want to leave the room very much, so if I don’t play golf for a couple of weeks, well….. But how do you bring this up? Is it just better to leave the clubs at home? What do you guys think?

ddavidd

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Think "long-term", Pat. If she doesn’t like for you to play golf, are you prepared to deal with that resentment for the next 30 or 40 years? When I got married my wife decided I didn’t like motorcycles any more, and I’ve spent the past 28 years wishing I still had one. Unless both of you can be happy with the other "as is", you’re in for problems. — Eliyahu Rooff www.geocities.com/Area51/Underworld/8096/HomePage.htm RSG Rollcall http://u1.netgate.net/~kirby34/rsg/rooffe.htm

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What are people’s opinions on golf on a honeymoon(even though this a very skewed sampling here probably)? I’m in pretty good shape because the gf doesn’t exactly seem like she’ll want to leave the room very much, so if I don’t play golf for a couple of weeks, well….. But how do you bring this up? Is it just better to leave the clubs at home? What do you guys think?

Pat, it’s time in your relationship to step up and be a man. Take control now, or you never will. Forget that "equality" bullshit – have you ever seen a corporation with two CEOs? If you aren’t going to be the boss, you’ll be the bossed. Do you want the little lady telling you when you can or can’t play golf for the rest of your life? Get a grip, man….. Trust me. I’ve been married 30 years (and she *never* lurks on RSG). — Joe Cartpath – www.joecartpath.com Basic Golf Clubmaking & Memphis Area Golf Course Guide and….The Memphis MG Page…

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Did you play on your honeymoon?

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I’m not sure if you were this other fellow that was saying you’d piss her off by playing on ur wedding day. If you are that fellow, then I strongly advise you NOT to golf during your honeymoon if you plan to "get any" in the future, far or near. =)

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Yeah it’s me. The only wildcard is we have a bet where she claims she will be able to beat me by the time of the wedding…..she just might get the bug and want to play herself!! But I think I will let her bring it up……

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Watch out. Don’t take clubs. Honeymoon is for the couple! It’s work. Relationship work. Don’t short-change it. Really. Peter (Retired relationship psychotherapist) – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – What are people’s opinions on golf on a honeymoon(even though this a very skewed sampling here probably)? I’m in pretty good shape because the gf doesn’t exactly seem like she’ll want to leave the room very much, so if I don’t play golf for a couple of weeks, well….. But how do you bring this up? Is it just better to leave the clubs at home? What do you guys think?

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BTW, you guys are starting to make me feel guilty for bringing this up….:-)

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One word…suicide — The DeMented Golfer "Golf spelled backwards is flog Rick DeMent "Time to pull a quick Hank Snow." RSG roll call http://u1.netgate.net/~kirby34/rsg/dementr.htm To reply remove the XX from my E-mail address

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If you avoid playing golf on your honeymoon & devote every waking hour to her joy [& presumably yours], you’ll have a lot better chance of playing more golf w/o complaints, etc. for the next 50 years or so – trust me! —– – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – What are people’s opinions on golf on a honeymoon(even though this a very skewed sampling here probably)? I’m in pretty good shape because the gf doesn’t exactly seem like she’ll want to leave the room very much, so if I don’t play golf for a couple of weeks, well….. But how do you bring this up? Is it just better to leave the clubs at home? What do you guys think?

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BTW, you guys are starting to make me feel guilty for bringing this up….:-)

Well, golf can do that to a guy. Bruce RSG Roll Call: http://u1.netgate.net/~kirby34/rsg/newmanb.htm http://go.to/bruce_newman

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Thanks Bobby. It brought me back to when we had a pretty good fight last summer: my golf game sucked until we made up. So basically, I can give up golf and have her, but it doesn’t work the other way around. I’ll let her make the call on that if she wants to.

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That would be a yes. I can see it now, you’ll have to change your sig: Bruce Newman, Advice Columnist. Fully accredited by RSG. Leave the clubs home and enjoy your time together. Build your relationship because that’s important; golf’s just a game and is secondary.

Very good point.

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No one can advise you on this one, Pat, but my first thought is that I wonder if you really want to be married. *laughing* I’m feeling a bit like Dear Abbey now! Leave the clubs home and enjoy your time together. Build your relationship because that’s important; golf’s just a game and is secondary. My two bits. Bruce RSG Roll Call: http://u1.netgate.net/~kirby34/rsg/newmanb.htm http://go.to/bruce_newman

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There’s no way that you can get decent input for this question. You relationship shouldn’t be determined by an average of other’s thoughts. You’re best off to use your own judgement, based on the knowledge you have of your girl friend. In your earlier post you mentioned that it would piss her off for you to play on the day of the wedding. Doesn’t that give you a hint? your comment "she’s just serious enough that I won’t push it" says a lot about the relationship, and you. Do you want to be married to this girl? Do you want a happy relationship? Better start thinking what this is going to take. Hey, I’m on my third wife. Listen to me. Get it right the first time. "Someone likes every shot" bk FIaC RSG FAQ: at http://ttsoft.com/thor/rsggolf.html

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