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Golf is one of the most mind-numbingly boring sports to watch ever devised. Hit a ball in the hot sun, jump in your gocart, go hit it again, jump in your gocart, go hit it again. Yeah, sounds like a real bash to me.
I prefer walking. But unlike baseball, scratch players get 72 hits per game.
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Golf is one of the most mind-numbingly boring sports to watch ever devised. Hit a ball in the hot sun, jump in your gocart, go hit it again, jump in your gocart, go hit it again. Yeah, sounds like a real bash to me.
Still having problems with your driver, right?
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— == /==You know how dumb the average== === /===guy is? Well half of everyone== ==== /======is even dumber than that=====
What is even dumber is that your sig shows you have no idea about even simple mathematics.
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-2 out of 10 on the troll meter, YAWN! — bill-o Host of RSG-StL July 11-13, 2003 http://www.geocities.com/billo39206/ – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Golf is one of the most mind-numbingly boring sports to watch ever devised. Hit a ball in the hot sun, jump in your gocart, go hit it again, jump in your gocart, go hit it again. Yeah, sounds like a real bash to me.
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== /==You know how dumb the average== === /===guy is? Well half of everyone== ==== /======is even dumber than that=====
So what percentage of our population is average? (Everybody’s dumb depending upon the selection criteria used).
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you must be American then
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== /==You know how dumb the average== === /===guy is? Well half of everyone== ==== /======is even dumber than that=====
Let me guess which half you belong to… peace DD Cut out YOUR_TONGUE to reply.
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Golf is one of the most mind-numbingly boring sports to watch ever devised. Hit a ball in the hot sun, jump in your gocart, go hit it again, jump in your gocart, go hit it again. Yeah, sounds like a real bash to me.
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What is the best sport? It’s one of the great debates in our country, one which you can hear argued at your local bastion of culture we commonly call the "sports bar." Some contend it’s football, some baseball, and others, even basketball. But nothing compares with golf. It’s a beautiful Saturday morning. You find the last spot amongst the BMWs, the Cadillacs, that rebellious desert-green Grand Cherokee. You step out and smell the grass, freshly cut by some enterprising young minority. And then, it’s off to the course . . . where you swing, followed by that immaculate sound, and watch as the bright, pockmarked ball races toward its destiny . . . inspired by God! O the poetry! And the only thing better than playing golf is watching it on television. Imagine this scene: it’s late at night and you’re following highlights of the 1997 San Bernardino Open on the Golf Channel, sipping a tasty micro brew — perhaps one with a fruity additive — a smiling female companion quietly at your side. Your thoughts become the ball as you drift into a beautiful abyss. For years, golf had the stigma of being something racist and exclusive. But no more. Now, you can see people of color at every course Tiger Woods plays. And golf is no longer only for doctors, lawyers, and captains of industry. Now, plumbers, carpenters, and other proletariats can also play. Just as long as they keep to their public courses. The turmoil that has racked Afghanistan for decades may be directly related to their lack of golf courses. If they could only experience a driving iron, a sand trap, a double eagle, they would forget all about hunger, injustice, and inhumanity. Golf could be their first step toward attaining the American way of life, with its promise of true happiness and bliss. — == /==You know how dumb the average== === /===guy is? Well half of everyone== ==== /======is even dumber than that===== http://31337.pl
