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Jerry sez: "Gulf iz nut a spirrt. It’t’s’s” a gaamme."
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ROFL!! Put yer pants on, Jerry!! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Ahh, the boy has his hand in his pants again…
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Jerry sez: "Gulf iz nut a spirrt. It’t’s’s” a gaamme."
"Hic-cup!"
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Ahh, the boy has his hand in his pants again…
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Ahh, the boy has his hand in his pants again…
Somebody just had to ask, didn’t they.
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That’s what they’re going to put on your headstone. Soon, I hope. Randy
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Jerry, wise up! Being an ass just isn’t the way to go in this day and age. Take a lesson from ‘ol 5 Iron. I used to be a real jerk, but I saw the light. We all love ‘ya. You’re a fellow golfer so we know there must be some good in your soul. If I can help, I will be glad to tutor you any time. I use to think that little gals on our golf courses were causing our hormones to clash and ruining our game. But, thanks to a few enlightened ladies on this group, I am a completly changed man. I owe a debt of gratitude to Susan, amoung others, for teaching me that the foursome in front of me was NOT slowing me out of my pleasure; rather I was rushing too much and not getting in touch with my "feelings" and feminine side. Thank you so much ladies..I owe you a debt. I’ve even discarded my police whistle and, hell, I don’t even carry a half-pint in my bag anymore to while away the time waiting for the gals to clear the green. Chill Jerry. Your pal….. 5 Iron
Oh, 5Iron, 5Iron…now you’d best put that 1/2 pint away or one of the gals are going to bonk you over the head with it. P.S. I have it from a good source that Santa prefers Bushmill’s Irish Whiskey over milk and cookies. I always leave him a good stiff shot on the mantelplace in hopes he will leave me THEMagicPutter in return for my kindness… Merry Christmas! — "Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one." –Martha Beckman
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Praise be to the golf gods. -ss
Couldn’t have said it better, Scott…now if only Bunn will get lost!! Sam
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: Couldn’t have said it better, Scott…now if only Bunn will get lost!! Bunn who? If you use the killfile feature, Bunn is in bit bucket. *grin* Good Putting! Mark
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writes: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Jerry, wise up! Being an ass just isn’t the way to go in this day and age. Take a lesson from ‘ol 5 Iron. I used to be a real jerk, but I saw the light. We all love ‘ya. You’re a fellow golfer so we know there must be some good in your soul. If I can help, I will be glad to tutor you any time. I use to think that little gals on our golf courses were causing our hormones to clash and ruining our game. But, thanks to a few enlightened ladies on this group, I am a completly changed man. I owe a debt of gratitude to Susan, amoung others, for teaching me that the foursome in front of me was NOT slowing me out of my pleasure; rather I was rushing too much and not getting in touch with my "feelings" and feminine side. Thank you so much ladies..I owe you a debt. I’ve even discarded my police whistle and, hell, I don’t even carry a half-pint in my bag anymore to while away the time waiting for the gals to clear the green. Chill Jerry. Your pal….. 5 Iron
This is all we need, the super nitwit team-up of the century…..
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Hell, I hope.
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Praise be to the golf gods. -ss
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well, i read the group for the first time in a week or so and couldn’t find anything by that moron jerry hebel. did anybody else do like me and email his isp? maybe he’s off the net.
I heard he went golfing. Swung the club so much that he suffered a major heart attack and died on the third hole.
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well, i read the group for the first time in a week or so and couldn’t find anything by that moron jerry hebel. did anybody else do like me and email his isp? maybe he’s off the net. I heard he went golfing. Swung the club so much that he suffered a major heart attack and died on the third hole.
Yeah, but they say he was a SPORT about it!
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well, i read the group for the first time in a week or so and couldn’t find anything by that moron jerry hebel. did anybody else do like me and email his isp? maybe he’s off the net.
I, along with countless others, advised his ISP of his intrusion into our little private party in RSG. They seemed less than interested. However, someone smarter than me apparently directed a missive to the proper authorities, and he has subsequently apologized to the group. Finally, I think he’s… Gone yet? Randy
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well, i read the group for the first time in a week or so and couldn’t find anything by that moron jerry hebel. did anybody else do like me and email his isp? maybe he’s off the net. — charlie please post all responses. my email address on this post is incorrect in hopes of thwarting the efforts of the bulk-emailers to send me unsolicited and annoying email. if you must email me, my correct address is charlie at dolphins dot ssc dot nasa dot gov
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well, i read the group for the first time in a week or so and couldn’t find anything by that moron jerry hebel. did anybody else do like me and email his isp? maybe he’s off the net.
Maybe. I did email his ISP on several occasions. I suspect he recevied a forceful application of a clue-by-four which, however temporarily righted his rectal-cranial inversion. — "What would Jesus do? He’d LART your punk ass!" -Bev White
