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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – 14. You bring "Coke" into my house it better be brown, wet, served over ice and plenty of it! You bring "Hooch" into my house it better have 4 legs, a tail, and have a nose for quail, dove, duck, teal, or pheasant. duck ? teal ? accck i better not go down there…. (btw, teal are ducks <g)

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Two things in life are certain – death and Texas. — Life: A board game, a magazine, a cellular automaton, and a cereal.

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – testing my email. – embies RULES FOR ENTERING TEXAS… The following list of rules apply to each person as they enter Texas: Know them and learn them well. 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Let’s get this straight, it’s called a ‘gravel road.’ I drive a pickup truck because I need to. No matter how slow you drive, you’re going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 3. They are pigs, cattle, and oil wells. That’s what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don’t like it? I-20 and I-10 go east and west, I-35 goes north and south. Pick one. 4. So you have a sixty-thousand dollar car. We’re real impressed. We have quarter-million dollar cotton strippers that we drive three weeks a year. 5. So every person in every pickup waves. It’s called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 6. We all started hunting and fishing when we were nine years old. Yeah,we saw "Bambi," too. We got over it. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we will shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don’t have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat catfish, and crawdads. You really want sushi and caviar? It’s available at the corner bait shop. 9. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It’s a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November. 10. Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will get you jack-slapped, by our women. 11. We open doors for women. That applies to everyone regardless of age. 12. No, there’s no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak. Order it rare. Or, you can order the Chef’s Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey. 13. When we fill out a table there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices~salt, pepper, and Tabasco sauce. 14. You bring "Coke" into my house it better be brown, wet, served over ice and plenty of it! You bring "Hooch" into my house it better have 4 legs, a tail, and have a nose for quail, dove, duck, teal, or pheasant. You bring "Mary Jane" to my house she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair. 15. Yeah, we have sweet tea. It comes in a glass with two packets of sugar, some lemon, and a long spoon. 16. High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch. 17. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don’t hit in the water hazards-it spooks the fish. 18. Colleges? Try Texas A&M. They come outta there with an education and a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come home for the holidays. 19. We have more Navy, Army, Marines, and Air Force than any other state,so, " Don’t Mess With Texas". 20. Our military is only used as a back up. Per capita, each man, woman,and child owns at least two firearms and has taken an NRA Certified Shooter Education Course. 21. Also, remember what Governor Sam Houston once said, "Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States can’t make it without Texas" GOD BLESS TEXAS!!! Ask me about HOPE for kids. No, really, *ask* *me*!!!! http://www.hopeworldwide.org — For more information about this posting service, contact: If you want an anonymous account, visit our sign-up page: https://asarian-host.net/cgi-bin/signup.cgi

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soon enough all that sand will be under salt water just like it used to be … find money in texas then … the US will have to make it without tex-ass then – cuase there will be none. Bush says to adapt to it … sumbuddie not making dis up 21. Also, remember what Governor Sam Houston once said, "Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States can’t make it without Texas

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10. Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will get you jack-slapped, by our women.

yaaa, they fatten em up out of state and then they come here … we talking grade A pork on the hoof … no rocky range chickens … Bush will soon genetically offer cows, pigs and such to tex-ass – confinement eating stall animals that will not need any antibiotics to live ones total life in darkness and filth. neat – huh ??? cant wait to sink my teeth in crap like that … —–= Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =—– http://www.newsfeeds.com – The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! —–==  Over 80,000 Newsgroups – 16 Different Servers! =—–

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14. You bring "Coke" into my house it better be brown, wet, served over ice and plenty of it! You bring "Hooch" into my house it better have 4 legs, a tail, and have a nose for quail, dove, duck, teal, or pheasant. duck ? teal ? accck i better not go down there…. (btw, teal are ducks <g)

oh, hey, it’s not mine, some texan probably wrote it! worked as a test though. Alan saw it very well. missed you ducky woman. Ask me about HOPE for kids. No, really, *ask* *me*!!!! http://www.hopeworldwide.org — For more information about this posting service, contact: If you want an anonymous account, visit our sign-up page: https://asarian-host.net/cgi-bin/signup.cgi

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Dont forget about bringing your own chains when seeking to hitch a ride … just in case of a tragic accident … sumbuddie luvs ya … – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – testing my email. – embies RULES FOR ENTERING TEXAS… The following list of rules apply to each person as they enter Texas: Know them and learn them well. 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Let’s get this straight, it’s called a ‘gravel road.’ I drive a pickup truck because I need to. No matter how slow you drive, you’re going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 3. They are pigs, cattle, and oil wells. That’s what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don’t like it? I-20 and I-10 go east and west, I-35 goes north and south. Pick one. 4. So you have a sixty-thousand dollar car. We’re real impressed. We have quarter-million dollar cotton strippers that we drive three weeks a year. 5. So every person in every pickup waves. It’s called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 6. We all started hunting and fishing when we were nine years old. Yeah,we saw "Bambi," too. We got over it. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we will shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don’t have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat catfish, and crawdads. You really want sushi and caviar? It’s available at the corner bait shop. 9. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It’s a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November. 10. Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will get you jack-slapped, by our women. 11. We open doors for women. That applies to everyone regardless of age. 12. No, there’s no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak. Order it rare. Or, you can order the Chef’s Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey. 13. When we fill out a table there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices~salt, pepper, and Tabasco sauce. 14. You bring "Coke" into my house it better be brown, wet, served over ice and plenty of it! You bring "Hooch" into my house it better have 4 legs, a tail, and have a nose for quail, dove, duck, teal, or pheasant. You bring "Mary Jane" to my house she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair. 15. Yeah, we have sweet tea. It comes in a glass with two packets of sugar, some lemon, and a long spoon. 16. High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch. 17. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don’t hit in the water hazards-it spooks the fish. 18. Colleges? Try Texas A&M. They come outta there with an education and a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come home for the holidays. 19. We have more Navy, Army, Marines, and Air Force than any other state,so, " Don’t Mess With Texas". 20. Our military is only used as a back up. Per capita, each man, woman,and child owns at least two firearms and has taken an NRA Certified Shooter Education Course. 21. Also, remember what Governor Sam Houston once said, "Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States can’t make it without Texas" GOD BLESS TEXAS!!! Ask me about HOPE for kids. No, really, *ask* *me*!!!! http://www.hopeworldwide.org — For more information about this posting service, contact: If you want an anonymous account, visit our sign-up page: https://asarian-host.net/cgi-bin/signup.cgi

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testing my email. – embies RULES FOR ENTERING TEXAS… The following list of rules apply to each person as they enter Texas: Know them and learn them well. 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Let’s get this straight, it’s called a ‘gravel road.’ I drive a pickup truck because I need to. No matter how slow you drive, you’re going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 3. They are pigs, cattle, and oil wells. That’s what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don’t like it? I-20 and I-10 go east and west, I-35 goes north and south. Pick one. 4. So you have a sixty-thousand dollar car. We’re real impressed. We have quarter-million dollar cotton strippers that we drive three weeks a year. 5. So every person in every pickup waves. It’s called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 6. We all started hunting and fishing when we were nine years old. Yeah,we saw "Bambi," too. We got over it. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we will shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don’t have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat catfish, and crawdads. You really want sushi and caviar? It’s available at the corner bait shop. 9. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It’s a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November. 10. Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will get you jack-slapped, by our women. 11. We open doors for women. That applies to everyone regardless of age. 12. No, there’s no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak. Order it rare. Or, you can order the Chef’s Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey. 13. When we fill out a table there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices~salt, pepper, and Tabasco sauce. 14. You bring "Coke" into my house it better be brown, wet, served over ice and plenty of it! You bring "Hooch" into my house it better have 4 legs, a tail, and have a nose for quail, dove, duck, teal, or pheasant. You bring "Mary Jane" to my house she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair. 15. Yeah, we have sweet tea. It comes in a glass with two packets of sugar, some lemon, and a long spoon. 16. High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch. 17. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don’t hit in the water hazards-it spooks the fish. 18. Colleges? Try Texas A&M. They come outta there with an education and a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come home for the holidays. 19. We have more Navy, Army, Marines, and Air Force than any other state,so, " Don’t Mess With Texas". 20. Our military is only used as a back up. Per capita, each man, woman,and child owns at least two firearms and has taken an NRA Certified Shooter Education Course. 21. Also, remember what Governor Sam Houston once said, "Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States can’t make it without Texas" GOD BLESS TEXAS!!! Ask me about HOPE for kids. No, really, *ask* *me*!!!! http://www.hopeworldwide.org — For more information about this posting service, contact: If you want an anonymous account, visit our sign-up page: https://asarian-host.net/cgi-bin/signup.cgi

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14. You bring "Coke" into my house it better be brown, wet, served over ice and plenty of it! You bring "Hooch" into my house it better have 4 legs, a tail, and have a nose for quail, dove, duck, teal, or pheasant.

duck ? teal ? accck i better not go down there…. (btw, teal are ducks <g)

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