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A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Rabbit. 9 Iron" The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. "Rabbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that’s amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog reply’s "Rabbit. Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Rabbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn’t know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,"OK where to next?" The frog reply, "Rabbit. Las Vegas." They go to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Rabbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, " What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Rabbit.$3000,black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golfgame, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across them table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don’t know how to repay you. You’ve won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Rabbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous15-year-old girl. "And that, your honour, is how the girl ended up in my room." The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad luck.

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Bill, thanks for sharing this light humor. charlene

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Bill wrote: >A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the >second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks >nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Rabbit. 9 Iron" The >man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. "Rabbit. 9 Iron." He looks at >the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, >and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is >shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that’s amazing. You must be a lucky >frog, eh?" The frog reply’s "Rabbit. Lucky frog." The man decides to >take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the >man asks. "Rabbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in >one. The man is befuddled and doesn’t know what to say. >By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life >and asks the frog,"OK where to next?" The frog reply, "Rabbit. Las >Vegas." They go to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The >frog says, "Rabbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the >man asks, " What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, >"Rabbit.$3000,black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but >after the golfgame, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash >comes sliding back across them table. >The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits >the frog down and says, "Frog, I don’t know how to repay you. You’ve won >me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Rabbit, >Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he >deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous15-year-old >girl. "And that, your honour, is how the girl ended up in my room." >The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to >everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad >luck.

Yeah right. Bad luck. Uh-huh. I’ll believe that one when I see it! Wait a second.  What’s happening to me? I’m turning green and I’ve suddenly developed a craving for flies. Oh no!  I never should have broke that damn chain! Ribbit! m.j.

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Thanks for leaving that on, m.j., my ISP must have determined I’d had enough laughs for the day and deprived me of this one! Judy In <19980310023401.VAA07…@ladder02.news.aol.com> catnip3…@aol.com – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -(CATNIP3700) writes: >Bill wrote: >>A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the >>second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks >>nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Rabbit. 9 Iron" The >>man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. "Rabbit. 9 Iron." He looks at >>the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, >>and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is >>shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that’s amazing. You must be a lucky >>frog, eh?" The frog reply’s "Rabbit. Lucky frog." The man decides to >>take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the >>man asks. "Rabbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in >>one. The man is befuddled and doesn’t know what to say. >>By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life >>and asks the frog,"OK where to next?" The frog reply, "Rabbit. Las >>Vegas." They go to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The >>frog says, "Rabbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the >>man asks, " What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, >>"Rabbit.$3000,black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but >>after the golfgame, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash >>comes sliding back across them table. >>The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits >>the frog down and says, "Frog, I don’t know how to repay you. You’ve won >>me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Rabbit, >>Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he >>deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous15-year-old >>girl. "And that, your honour, is how the girl ended up in my room." >>The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to >>everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad >>luck. >Yeah right. Bad luck. Uh-huh. I’ll believe that one when I see it! >Wait a second.  What’s happening to me? I’m turning green and I’ve suddenly >developed a craving for flies. Oh no!  I never should have broke that damn >chain! >Ribbit! >m.j.

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