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5 stitches in my forefinger on Tuesday. Played golf on Thursday. Very cool! I couldn’t believe the doctor said I could try to play. Sure enough, no problem.
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oh yeah.. well i played with a hang-nail once…
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5 stitches in my forefinger on Tuesday. Played golf on Thursday. Very cool! I couldn’t believe the doctor said I could try to play. Sure enough, no problem.
"Lefty" wrote … oh yeah.. well i played with a hang-nail once…
Yeah, but have you ever played with diarrhea? Thank goodness, I have not experienced that pleasure. But I will never forget (as hard as I may try) the time I played a round of golf with Matt, the maintenance guy at my apartment complex in Irving, TX. Matt is a good ol’ boy, who could hit the ball a country mile. He would dig his feet into the ground on every shot — like you see players do in the sand, but he’d do it on the tee, in the fairway, just about everywhere (fortunately, he didn’t do it on the greens, since this was back in the days of metal spikes). Boy, he could really launch it. One time when we played Fossil Creek GC in Fort Worth, we came to the par five 18th, which calls for a layup shot on the tee, about 200 yards. Matt heard me say "lay up," so he grabbed his 7-iron and walked up to the tee. When I told him he might need more club since he needed to hit it about 200 yards, he said, "oh, I’ll just hit this one harder." Sure enough, he hit it 200 yards, right where you’d want to be. I’ll never forget the look on Matt’s face when he holed a 70-footer for birdie on one hole and I reached into the cup to pull out his ball and tossed it in the water. Or the time he snatched defeat from the jaws of victory when playing against me when he blew a 5-stroke lead on the 18th hole. (We used to razz each other mercilessly. I always got a good laugh when playing with Matt.) Well, one day, Matt got a case of Montezuma’s Revenge at Meadowbrook GC in Fort Worth. We were walking that day, and we were about as far out on the property as you could possibly get. The bug hit him, and he stopped at every porta potty. But the image I’ll never forget was when Matt putted out of turn on one hole in a big hurry just to finish, and then dashed — all hunched over — into the woods and relieved himself in the creek. A couple of holes later, he asked to borrow my towel to clean his muddy golf ball. That’s when he told me he had to "sacrifice" his own towel in the woods. Oh dear. A short time later, Matt darted off into the woods once again. That was the last we saw of Matt’s shirt. Fortunately, there were only a couple of holes left to play. Now that’s what I call gutting it out. Randy "Is the Pope a Catholic? Does Matt sh*t in the woods?"
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Yeah, but have you ever played with diarrhea?
well.. actually.. yes… and had to rush behind a bunch of trees about the 13th hole (and longest drive to ANY bathroom) needless to say.. i was short one golf towel that round…
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Yeah, but have you ever played with diarrhea? well.. actually.. yes… and had to rush behind a bunch of trees about the 13th hole (and longest drive to ANY bathroom)
Mikey once asked to borrow a pocket knife on hole #7. I didn’t know why until he disappeared into the trees on the right carrying his towel and the pocket knife. He was cutting the towel into little pieces. The next day, we get to #7 tee and Mikey says, "You don’t wanna go right here. I mean, you REALLY don’t wanna go right here!" I pull-hooked it.
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Yeah, but have you ever played with diarrhea? well.. actually.. yes… and had to rush behind a bunch of trees about the 13th hole (and longest drive to ANY bathroom) Mikey once asked to borrow a pocket knife on hole #7. I didn’t know why until he disappeared into the trees on the right carrying his towel and the pocket knife. He was cutting the towel into little pieces. The next day, we get to #7 tee and Mikey says, "You don’t wanna go right here. I mean, you REALLY don’t wanna go right here!" I pull-hooked it.
Thank you for sharing this… 
I suppose this would be a good spot for a "Depends" advertisement. <sigh Eliyahu
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as long as you did not hit it in the shitter…
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Snip Yeah, but have you ever played with diarrhea? Snip
Even worse if you have a bad cough at the time.