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I hit a hole in one when I met Mike Remember that old joke that got Johnny Carson in trouble?
(….clipping…) It was Arnie Palmer’s wife and Carson asked her if there was anything she did before Arnie played a round in a tournament to give him good luck. She said, yes, she kisses his balls, to which Carson said, "That must give him a stiff putter." She did sue, from my understanding and I don’t remember now if she was awarded any damages. But if I’d been Carson, no way could I have resisted a straight line like that. Karen L.
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I hit a hole in one when I met Mike Remember that old joke that got Johnny Carson in trouble? (….clipping…) It was Arnie Palmer’s wife and Carson asked her if there was anything she did before Arnie played a round in a tournament to give him good luck. She said, yes, she kisses his balls, to which Carson said, "That must give him a stiff putter." She did sue, from my understanding and I don’t remember now if she was awarded any damages. But if I’d been Carson, no way could I have resisted a straight line like that.
Oh, yeah! You’re right, and that’s funnier, too. It was so long ago it got metastasized in my mind. I don’t remember the outcome of the suit either. LOL after all these years. Do any of the kids here even know who Carson was? Mike
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Friend of mine told me this true story….when he and his wife were first married they went golfing and, unbeknownst to him the zipper on his bag was open and he was leaving a trail of golf balls. She yells across the way to him, "Honey, your zipper is down and your balls are falling out!" She is a very shy woman and hid the rest of the day! K
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Karen that’s really really funny..I’ll have to look up some golf jokes I have and add them to that, but real life beats all. Love, mary – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Friend of mine told me this true story….when he and his wife were first married they went golfing and, unbeknownst to him the zipper on his bag was open and he was leaving a trail of golf balls. She yells across the way to him, "Honey, your zipper is down and your balls are falling out!" She is a very shy woman and hid the rest of the day! K
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Golf is a VERY stressful game. When I play it – it "causes" an OB and forces me to use a lot of foul language. 
Too lady-like to throw my golf clubs though.
As part of our ongoing experimentation, Mary and I played a round of golf a couple weeks ago. NO OBs!!! At least not of the zoidal type. There were outbreaks of the aforementioned language however. But it also must be said that we both hit some truly beautiful shots: straight and long. Next time I think we’ll work on direction. I have yet to break the 100 barrier. Sheesh. Mike
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Golf is a VERY stressful game. When I play it – it "causes" an OB and forces me to use a lot of foul language. Too lady-like to throw my golf clubs though. Great.. I just bought a set of clubs.. and now your telling me i can workup a good OB due to this… I knew better to pick a sport that if your lucky to find the little thing… hit it again.. Its like redundent hide-and-go-seek.
Golf is only stressful if you let it get to you. Enjoy the scenery. Enjoy the walk. Enjoy the cool shade of the woods and the thwack of your ball as it richochets offa da trees. And then enjoy a cool one on the veranda of the club house. FORE. Mike
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E, your underpants are cute! LOL K
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E, your underpants are cute! LOL K
Why thank you…. I didn’t know that you would get a "Kick in the (under)pants" with that post. E
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I hit a hole in one when I met Mike
Remember that old joke that got Johnny Carson in trouble? He was talking to a lady on the show one night and she described how she lovingly washed her husband’s [golf] balls. Carson quipped, "I bet that makes his putter flutter." She sued him.
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I hit a hole in one when I met Mike – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Golf is a VERY stressful game. When I play it – it "causes" an OB and forces me to use a lot of foul language. Too lady-like to throw my golf clubs though. As part of our ongoing experimentation, Mary and I played a round of golf a couple weeks ago. NO OBs!!! At least not of the zoidal type. There were outbreaks of the aforementioned language however. But it also must be said that we both hit some truly beautiful shots: straight and long. Next time I think we’ll work on direction. I have yet to break the 100 barrier. Sheesh. Mike
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Golf is a VERY stressful game. When I play it – it "causes" an OB and forces me to use a lot of foul language. Too lady-like to throw my golf clubs though. Chili
Great.. I just bought a set of clubs.. and now your telling me i can workup a good OB due to this… I knew better to pick a sport that if your lucky to find the little thing… hit it again.. Its like redundent hide-and-go-seek. I’ll just go back to the ocean and ride my jetski’s E Lines from Star Wars improved with the word UNDERPANTS. A tremor in the underpants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master. You are unwise to lower your underpants. We’ve got to be able to get some reading on those underpants, up or down. She must have hidden the plans in her underpants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander. These underpants may not look like much, kid, but they’ve got it where it counts. I find your lack of underpants disturbing. These underpants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it. Han will have those underpants down. We’ve got to give him more time! General Veers, prepare your underpants for a surface assault. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my underpants back home. TK-421. . . Why aren’t you in your underpants? Lock the door. And hope they don’t have underpants. Governor Tarkin. I should’ve recognized your foul underpants when I was brought on board. You look strong enough to pull the underpants off of a Gundark. Luke*Help me take*these underpants off. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your underpants. That blast came from those underpants. That thing’s operational! Don’t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of underpants more heavily guarded than this. Maybe you’d like it back in your underpants, your highness. Your underpants betray you. Yours feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister! Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop their underpants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser. Yeah, well short underpants is better than no underpants at all, Chewie. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my underpants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive. I cannot teach him. The boy has no underpants. You came in those underpants? You’re braver than I thought.
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Golf is a VERY stressful game. When I play it – it "causes" an OB and forces me to use a lot of foul language. Too lady-like to throw my golf clubs though. Chili I shot the worst round of golf of my life today; must be the OB. Dig it! TinyE
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Hi all. I have nothing exciting to say (like I ever have anything exciting to say), but wanted to drop in and say hello to the group. I hope everyone had a great herpe-slurpee-free weekend. 
I shot the worst round of golf of my life today; must be the OB. Dig it! TinyE