Question:

Roger, I’ve never considered replying to any of your … your … well, whatever it is that you post here, but after trying to make sense of your clown speak …. have you considered switching to decaf … when washing down your LSD? Just curious. Steve the amazed PS – What’s Arnold doing in your head? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text –

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                    TIGER ALERT  TIGER ALERT  Yuh gotta be really dumb not to read the TIGER ALERT     Golf’s number One Spiritually Correct Email magazine                    Tiger Alert : Arming the People    Edited in London by Olive North and Little Red Riding Hood Warning : This edition contains Strong Language.            SELECTIVE MONITORING? Spin Doctor supreme gets the message, third time around. The Rt Hon Peter Mandelson MP and Minister for Trade and Industry needs a little help. Maybe he would do a "trade"?…  (Roger says he would teach him how to swing a golf club and play guitar in exchange for Peter M taking a long hard "look at" the really really nasties of the UK music industry… Where there are lots of affable criminals to  lock up …) And instead of playing recording cartel   games, why not a paid Roger gig, or golf in the Millenium Dome? Our Peter took three swipes upon opening the Trent-Jones Jnr desigend WENTWOOOD HILLS new course at the Celtic Manor Hotel. When he finally he hit the ball  the press corp, as a man, ducked. And as their scribeish minds neobogglethed Peter beamed his way back to his desk where upon He had a chance to read a copy of the following missive to those wonderfully honest royalty conduit people, the poisonous Performing Right Society. Which along with the Music Publishers Association owned MCPS, run the whole corrupted and  unholy shebang under the unholier than thou title of the "Music Alliance" You Music Alliance corporate law b’astards sent me, and my family just