Question:
: TIGER ALERT TIGER ALERT Roger, take this off the newsgroup, it does not pertain to golf! Mark
Response:
TIGER ALERT TIGER ALERT < <^ <^ < / ^ ^ Golf’s number One Spiritually Correct Email magazine Tiger Alert : Arming the People ""I asked the question because he raised the issue of the fist pump – not me. Now, can we close that issue?"" TA- A Closed fist? An openhanded debate? ho ho (You don’t mean, "cloud" the issue?) ""The most horrific language I’ve ever witnessed on the net, including threats of bodily injury and gun play, have come EXCLUSIVELY from conservatives. I suppose they’re just trying to make us love Jesus all the more"" Cliff Nelson The Christian Right, REAGAN and the 0nly the Mafia? Even if they did endorse "TheGipper", it should come as no surprise. Would you expect the Klan to endorse liberal Dems like Carter or Mondale ? Coleman Your witch-hunt for Racism! is very comical. Ken TA- NOT so Komical as some of your tragically bimboite )–fking– denials Honk!! -) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzand "Beep Beep" sang the sheep ""Tiger’s objectives oscillate between scummy colonialism and parasitic hooliganism."" TA- Ald Bil La Shakespere could not have said it better. But El D’ric Woods is Not the 0nly arsehole playing this game right? Let’s make some excuses for him as well as for all the rest? GOLF GOLF GOLF ""That’s what we’re hear to discuss. Any of this sinking in yet."" TA- Bit like your best putts ald chap? They don’t seem to have that essential eer, edge on’em…But it’s you that’s not getting the message.In a world where politics, (similar to illness?) is the number one factor that affects the family, it is also the number one factor that affects this game too. Get a liberal or a winger or what you will, and ask’em this question,"How do you like your eggs? new or second hand?" Damn Good advice from Tiger Alert ""I understand that there are those people who will reject me and ridicule simply because of my race. "" TA- We think it is a question of values, that one must recognise who ones friends are. Not just the neobimbos who massage our egos but also people who have suffered and know "where it at" to use a 60s expression. Where "it’s at" is your ===== Experience, reason, intelligence and probably most important of all, your voice on the ‘net. Sadly, the voices of the main stream sports media (You Listening to this chaps?) are strangely silent on many such in-house struggles. BUT IF you, as an american citizen wish to ISOLATE yourself from the international community, (herein represented by TA) then we cannot stop you. However, in search of a response to any non-support from the golf rich USA we must note your apathy and reflect upon the movie Marlon Brando made called, "The Ugly American" "Ain’t it strange what y’see when yuh ain’t wearin your gun" You, (but not Reagan / Bush / Clinton) are welcome to tell us we are damn fools anytime, but to do that will cost’yuh in something you can’t touch, smell, hear, taste or see, and it may get’ya when you least expect it. In Whichever part of the universe you happen to be. Don’t cha just love talking eternalism? But then I am sure that you have suffered from the bimbo massage syndrome too.. The Ethic and Economics of the Game Solidary n Action INTERNATIONALISM OR ISOLATION? "It’s supposed to be hard. If it wasn’t hard, everybody would do it. It’s the hard that makes it great." - Jimmy Dugan, A league of Their Own Exactly : And that’s your own Real "bottom=line" "Mr America" Still "On the pan" The Wentworth Club ; BigE all Square with Price The Wentworth Club : VEE JAY 7 UP on BradF ""Hold on a second, isn’t Vijay Singh black? You mean none of us closet and unaware racist said anything about his actions and remarks? How can this be?"" David TA- ‘Cause both Vee Jay and I would then shove your American Flag up your lilly white? ""Lets get something straight, I don’t start these flame threads, I only defend myself in them. They are started by people who are jealous and envious of what I know and use them to belittle me to make themselves look better."" TA- Let’s get something straight David, you and a few other golfing turkeys have consistently raised such long red necks above the American palistade of neo-isolationism. Now WE, (the international community of people who Really care for both our own and others sanity, familes, and the reputation of SPORT, before making a living out of it) are getting ready for CHRISTMAS ""Blacks are migrating towards basketball in a BIG way and away from basketball"" Who wrote this shite? ""P.S. To the lying S.O.B. who tried to call Republicans racists in his follow up note: Prove it, buddy. Your definition of a "racist" is "anyone who wins an argument with a liberal." Repeat : Who wrote this shite? And is its cloudy allegation defined in the correct terminology? We think not. ""I hope you are all satisfied! You’ve run ol’ Dave off. Can’t we all get back to golf instead of the petty crap? I personally think this is mostly the women’s fault."" huh? belinda Chill bel : (babe). Says Roger TA- And when we thought that we had heard everything!! Just goes to show, one can never afford to be too complacent about the vast number of jungle dkhds on this brutal )–fking– planet.. Jun<g Send the "Real Reagan Rest" to Freud? "No class or group or party in Germany could escape its share of responsibility for the abandonment of the democratic Republic and the advent of Adolf Hitler. The cardinal error of the Germans who opposed Nazism was their failure to unite against it." -William L. Shirer, author of "The rise and fall of the Third Reich" ___,,+,,___ * * |? * """ |/ The East Timor Country Club | Oh one more thing, could someone out there send Roger the recipe for cooking Buffalo Wings? Thanks Says Roger