Question:
: Ho? Golf is Not stupid, but the majority of the people who : attempt to play the game can be truly labled as "stupid" : and they don’t limit their idiocy to the game either!! Roger, Is this statement an advertisement for your editorial skills in this newsgroup? *chuckle* Good Pasting! Mark
Response:
TIGER ALERT TIGER ALERT < <^ <^ < / ^ ^ Golf’s number One Spiritually Correct Email magazine Tiger Alert : Arming the People I think golf is a stupid game. Hi Ho!! How Are Yo? Ho? Golf is Not stupid, but the majority of the people who attempt to play the game can be truly labled as "stupid" and they don’t limit their idiocy to the game either!! ANY SUGGESTIONS? My opinion is that there should be a fifth major, not the Players Championship in the US, but a major anywhere in the world outside the U.S. Regards Ben BEFORE BREAKFAST Ya just don’t (can’t) get it, do ya, David. Facts don’t matter to you one bit. Just hurl the insults, over and over and over. Lay on the floor, kick your feet, scream invective, talk filth, on and on and on David? (Not an alcoholic, and not much of a golfer either?) WORN OUT ALD PEACE mitch looks like you’ve found another friend huh?? — peace brett WORN OUT ALD EXCUSES I always thought it was a British trait to build up our heroes, only to knock ‘em down when they climbed on that pedestal. Yet , if you take the concensus view in rsg, poor old Tiger isn’t allowed up there in the first place. TA- Tha’s right…. hic, the price alcohol in the club bar has doubled since that brat arrived on the scene. Laville, If alcohol is this mans excuse, what on earth is yours? WORN OUT ALD ARGUMENTS Let me get this straight Coleman. You are black and enjoy
beating the racist drum. You will not go far in life playing the same old tired tune. TA- End your nations racism before asking Coleman to shutit? Mark Koenig is a gentleman, a good golfer and a friend of mine. Your comments are laughable. He is entitled to point out double standards wrt race. TA- Jeez!! What a national shipwreck!! Cloeman? Pray tell me the statistical or scientific basis for this "survey". William Clark TA- We have to go along with this question because we think that Tiger Woods is a traitor to all his races while at the same time fervently wish that nazi Ollie North, (a second sick colusion on my fathers side) were assassinated as many times as nazi possible More to come, heh, heh. Coleman WORN OUT ALD ELITES heard a Rumor the Senior Series is filing for protection in Bankruptcy Court. Has anyone heard anything???? The players have not been paid for the last two events. WORN OUT ALD COMPETITIONS? ""Long live the Ryder Cup! (and?) William Clark"" WORN OUT ALD CENSORSHIPS? Cloninberger ""I don’t feel he has to say good things about anyone, I just feel that some of his comments would have been better just kept to himself. WORN OUT ALD PURITANS I live part of the year in US so I know the majority of the "americans" are very nice and hardworking people, but there is a small fraction, like in every other place of the planet with a Chauvinistic view of the world. So I take advantage of one of those rare occassions in which a US team is defeated to make some fun of them. TA- It ain’t so "small" a faction. So Don’t make excuses for them. ""! And you really wonder why the Europeans talk about Americans as cry-babies and bad losers?! This is a wonderful manifestation of the "we must win at all costs" mentality "" TA- "Wonderful?" WORN OUT ALD WORKERS By the way, I am a product of the USA…Study your history.. Bye Kon, Coleman WORN OUT ALD CORP RACIST NEED a GREAT GIFT for the Indians fan/golfer in your life ??? We have the perfect item for you. The CLEVELAND INDIANS GOLF GIFT TUBE !!! TA- buy a tube from a Racist Founding Father ScumBag today!! WORN OUT ALD ASUMPTIONS A few comments from the peanut gallery. One of the nice things about Golf is that it is a game played by individuals. TA- Who could’nt muster an IQ of over 60 if their lets-spoil-ourselves lives depended upon it "" I don’t mind debating a point with people but guys like Mitchell really annoy me with the mindless garbage that they spew forth."" TA- See what we mean? Wonder what he would have said if he have met Bill Boroughs, probably called him a queer or something.. Vot a intellect! Vot a yoke! Art, literature and the USA? duh…..what’s new? TA- At LAST!!! Shows someone in Aus has shown some modicum of sense, and "better late than never"… ""Frankly, when you’re hitting as far right as TW was, it doesn’t much matter whether you hit to the green from 50 or 150 yards, the result is the same."" The Black-fella Golf Club Wogga Wogga is getting a grant to build a memorial to his Tigerish slice o’Nikeitis..g’day.. WORN OUT ALD BRAINWASH 1. I am white. TA- That must be comforting for your mom. 2. At least North’s illegal actions were taken **against** the Communist Sandinista thugs in Nicaragua. The Clintonistas’ corruption is almost 100% for self-promotion. TA At least?!! What is this "at least"? Ilegal IS illegal, he should be shot!!! Wanna shoot him? 3. I think the BATF was wrong because they revealed that they were coming to begin with, made a media circus of the initial raid and could have picked Koresh up at their leisure for weeks before. Anyone with a brain knows that the poor deluded Davidians torched themselves and their innocent children. TA- Checked it out , you’re talking rubbish Ken and anyway is this standard of ineptitude why you pay your taxes? You DO pay your taxes huh? Huh?! 4. Being conservative makes infinitely more sense than being a tax-and-spend left-leaning liberal. TA – Being a slip shod Conservative proves you are an unadulterated idiot. 5. We need protection from liberal creep in the SupremeCourt. TA- We think we need protection from such as thee.. 6. Affirmative Action is clearly discrimination. Its time has come and about time someone told me what a dkhd I have become since I took up golf. 13. I am not a racist. TA- We just DON’T believe you, you –)fk up too much and you lie even worse than you putt.. Anyway, when did you last ask Jesse for dinner? WORN OUT ALD RELIGIONS 83% are Christians who support capital punishment but nonetheless feel no tinge of irony on EASTER SUNDAY!!! Cliff Nelson TA – Hypocritical bunch o’Lot’s wife ain’t they? WORN OUT ALD POLITICIANS ""I voted for Ronald Reagan and don’t think well of President Clinton…."" TA- The latter Shows that you are working on improving your IQ, while the former shows what a dkhd you were. The US cannot elect a straight President, all Presidents are now paid up members of the mafia. Chelsea is a nubile newbie of course while Geo Bush’s son has his nose sooo far up US mafia butt that he can whistle "dixie" and it comes out as the Sicilliano National Anthem.. < <^ <^ < / ^ ^ The Chinese carry out more death sentences than the whole of the rest of the world put together, Iran is trying hard to catch up, with over 110 executions in 1996 alone – and bear in mind that both these countries have judicial systems which are not in accordance with internationally accepted norms. Did you know that in Iran, a woman can be executed for adultery? Did you know that they bury her up to her neck, and then stone her to death? And did you know that they make sure that the stones are not to big, so that she will die slowly? In some countries, people are not even tried. In Turkey, for instance, dozens of people are killed by death squads on the streets, and others are murdered in custody. Eric Avebury Lord Eric Avebury is Chairman of the United Kingdom Parliamentary Human Rights Group The Roots of Evil : What is the "acceptable level" for torture? One can get shaken to death in Israel, have ones feet beaten until amputation is all that’s left or hung, if you are Kurdish you can be cruxified on a wall and plugged into a socket in Turkey, Chile has committed systematic torture and "lost" people in their thousands, Argentina’s torturers dumped bodies out of aircraft after they were ripped open to enduce sharks to get rid of all evidence. Yet the middle class, the so called liberal societies allow this to happen, by changing the name from "torture" to something else. Wherever you live, whether liberal or conservative, black, white pink with green spots, FOR YOUR OWN SAKE (and for the reputation of sport outside the western world) Don’t let them do this anymore. And while you’re at it, rid us all of Death Row. ___,,+,,___ * * |? * |/ The East Timor Country Club |