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A new breakthrough in golf technology has lead to the longest, straightest, most consistent driver ever! Throw away all your other woods. Sell all the stock you have in other golf companies. Because as of today….there’s a new kid in town, and he’s kicking ass, and not taken names. The "KFA-44,000 Driver" uses the cutting edge in composite, metallurgical, plasma science. This driver is composed of materials so advanced that not even the Space Shuttle has them. The "KFA" stands for "kicks f*cking ass." The "44,000" stands for the ultra high temperatures needed to manufacture this material. That’s right….the hyper-blast furnace needed, reaches temperatures of over 44,000 degree Celsius. That’s so hot, that if you stood half a mile away from an unshielded Hyper-blast furnace, you would get 3 degree burns all over your body. Oh. But what a product it makes. The head of the driver never cools off. You need a separate bag to carry it in. One that uses space age technology to dissipate the heat. (Yours free, when you order this remarkable driver.) The real secret to this improvement is the fact, that even matter feels pain. With this high temperature clubhead, your golf ball won’t know what hit it. Out of fear, your shots will always go straight and far. Hole in ones are to be expected. This is the breakthrough you’ve been waiting for. And it’s just in time for Christmas. Just send $999.99 to Hot Merchandise Inc., and wait 4 to 6 weeks. Then a special truck with heat shields will come to your house. Make sure that your lawn is well watered, so as not to catch fire. Please no COD’s. — Andy Koppel
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A new breakthrough in golf technology has lead to the longest, straightest, most consistent driver ever! Throw away all your other woods. Sell all the stock you have in other golf companies. Because as of today….there’s a new kid in town, and he’s kicking ass, and not taken names. The "KFA-44,000 Driver" uses the cutting edge in composite, metallurgical, plasma science. This driver is composed of materials so advanced that not even the Space Shuttle has them. The "KFA" stands for "kicks f*cking ass." The "44,000" stands for the ultra high temperatures needed to manufacture this material. That’s right….the hyper-blast furnace needed, reaches temperatures of over 44,000 degree Celsius. That’s so hot, that if you stood half a mile away from an unshielded Hyper-blast furnace, you would get 3 degree burns all over your body. Oh. But what a product it makes. The head of the driver never cools off. You need a separate bag to carry it in. One that uses space age technology to dissipate the heat. (Yours free, when you order this remarkable driver.) The real secret to this improvement is the fact, that even matter feels pain. With this high temperature clubhead, your golf ball won’t know what hit it. Out of fear, your shots will always go straight and far. Hole in ones are to be expected. This is the breakthrough you’ve been waiting for. And it’s just in time for Christmas. Just send $999.99 to Hot Merchandise Inc., and wait 4 to 6 weeks. Then a special truck with heat shields will come to your house. Make sure that your lawn is well watered, so as not to catch fire. Please no COD’s. — Andy Koppel
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -A new breakthrough in golf technology has lead to the longest, straightest, most consistent driver ever! Throw away all your other woods. Sell all the stock you have in other golf companies. Because as of today….there’s a new kid in town, and he’s kicking ass, and not taken names. The "KFA-44,000 Driver" uses the cutting edge in composite, metallurgical, plasma science. This driver is composed of materials so advanced that not even the Space Shuttle has them. The "KFA" stands for "kicks f*cking ass." The "44,000" stands for the ultra high temperatures needed to manufacture this material. That’s right….the hyper-blast furnace needed, reaches temperatures of over 44,000 degree Celsius. That’s so hot, that if you stood half a mile away from an unshielded Hyper-blast furnace, you would get 3 degree burns all over your body. Oh. But what a product it makes. The head of the driver never cools off. You need a separate bag to carry it in. One that uses space age technology to dissipate the heat. (Yours free, when you order this remarkable driver.) The real secret to this improvement is the fact, that even matter feels pain. With this high temperature clubhead, your golf ball won’t know what hit it. Out of fear, your shots will always go straight and far. Hole in ones are to be expected. This is the breakthrough you’ve been waiting for. And it’s just in time for Christmas. Just send $999.99 to Hot Merchandise Inc., and wait 4 to 6 weeks. Then a special truck with heat shields will come to your house. Make sure that your lawn is well watered, so as not to catch fire. Please no COD’s. — Andy Koppel
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My current golf glove, the Mizunu ceramic-refractory asbestogrip special is only rated to 42,000 degrees. Will I need to purchase their patented Superheat Fusion III to handle the KFA-44,000??? Please help because I only drive the ball 280 yards with my Extra Super Duper mega Biggest ever big bertha. I KNOW the extra 20 yards will turn my 30 handicap into single figures. Thanks Jerry A Sadplayer – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – A new breakthrough in golf technology has lead to the longest, straightest, most consistent driver ever! Throw away all your other woods. Sell all the stock you have in other golf companies. Because as of today….there’s a new kid in town, and he’s kicking ass, and not taken names. The "KFA-44,000 Driver" uses the cutting edge in composite, metallurgical, plasma science. This driver is composed of materials so advanced that not even the Space Shuttle has them. The "KFA" stands for "kicks f*cking ass." The "44,000" stands for the ultra high temperatures needed to manufacture this material. That’s right….the hyper-blast furnace needed, reaches temperatures of over 44,000 degree Celsius. That’s so hot, that if you stood half a mile away from an unshielded Hyper-blast furnace, you would get 3 degree burns all over your body. Oh. But what a product it makes. The head of the driver never cools off. You need a separate bag to carry it in. One that uses space age technology to dissipate the heat. (Yours free, when you order this remarkable driver.) The real secret to this improvement is the fact, that even matter feels pain. With this high temperature clubhead, your golf ball won’t know what hit it. Out of fear, your shots will always go straight and far. Hole in ones are to be expected. This is the breakthrough you’ve been waiting for. And it’s just in time for Christmas. Just send $999.99 to Hot Merchandise Inc., and wait 4 to 6 weeks. Then a special truck with heat shields will come to your house. Make sure that your lawn is well watered, so as not to catch fire. Please no COD’s. — Andy Koppel
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I see no reason to throw away your current gloves. Just wear two of them at the same time and I’m sure you’ll be safe. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – My current golf glove, the Mizunu ceramic-refractory asbestogrip special is only rated to 42,000 degrees. Will I need to purchase their patented Superheat Fusion III to handle the KFA-44,000??? Please help because I only drive the ball 280 yards with my Extra Super Duper mega Biggest ever big bertha. I KNOW the extra 20 yards will turn my 30 handicap into single figures. Thanks Jerry A Sadplayer A new breakthrough in golf technology has lead to the longest, straightest, most consistent driver ever! Throw away all your other woods. Sell all the stock you have in other golf companies. Because as of today….there’s a new kid in town, and he’s kicking ass, and not taken names. The "KFA-44,000 Driver" uses the cutting edge in composite, metallurgical, plasma science. This driver is composed of materials so advanced that not even the Space Shuttle has them. The "KFA" stands for "kicks f*cking ass." The "44,000" stands for the ultra high temperatures needed to manufacture this material. That’s right….the hyper-blast furnace needed, reaches temperatures of over 44,000 degree Celsius. That’s so hot, that if you stood half a mile away from an unshielded Hyper-blast furnace, you would get 3 degree burns all over your body. Oh. But what a product it makes. The head of the driver never cools off. You need a separate bag to carry it in. One that uses space age technology to dissipate the heat. (Yours free, when you order this remarkable driver.) The real secret to this improvement is the fact, that even matter feels pain. With this high temperature clubhead, your golf ball won’t know what hit it. Out of fear, your shots will always go straight and far. Hole in ones are to be expected. This is the breakthrough you’ve been waiting for. And it’s just in time for Christmas. Just send $999.99 to Hot Merchandise Inc., and wait 4 to 6 weeks. Then a special truck with heat shields will come to your house. Make sure that your lawn is well watered, so as not to catch fire. Please no COD’s. — Andy Koppel
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:I see no reason to throw away your current gloves. Just wear two of them at :the same time and I’m sure you’ll be safe. :
:My current golf glove, the Mizunu ceramic-refractory asbestogrip special is 
nly rated to 42,000 degrees. Will I need to purchase their patented :Superheat Fusion III to handle the KFA-44,000??? : 
lease help because I only drive the ball 280 yards with my Extra Super 
uper mega Biggest ever big bertha. I KNOW the extra 20 yards will turn my :30 handicap into single figures. : :Thanks : : :Jerry A Sadplayer
:A new breakthrough in golf technology has lead to the longest, :straightest, :most consistent driver ever! : :Throw away all your other woods. Sell all the stock you have in other :golf :companies. Because as of today….there’s a new kid in town, and he’s :kicking ass, and not taken names. : :The "KFA-44,000 Driver" uses the cutting edge in composite, metallurgical, :plasma science. This driver is composed of materials so advanced that not :even the Space Shuttle has them. : :The "KFA" stands for "kicks f*cking ass." :The "44,000" stands for the ultra high temperatures needed to manufacture :this material. That’s right….the hyper-blast furnace needed, reaches :temperatures of over 44,000 degree Celsius. That’s so hot, that if you :stood half a mile away from an unshielded Hyper-blast furnace, you would :get :3 degree burns all over your body. : :Oh. But what a product it makes. The head of the driver never cools off. :You need a separate bag to carry it in. One that uses space age :technology :to dissipate the heat. (Yours free, when you order this remarkable :driver.) : :The real secret to this improvement is the fact, that even matter feels :pain. With this high temperature clubhead, your golf ball won’t know what :hit it. Out of fear, your shots will always go straight and far. Hole in nes are to be expected. This is the breakthrough you’ve been waiting :for. :And it’s just in time for Christmas. : :Just send $999.99 to Hot Merchandise Inc., and wait 4 to 6 weeks. Then a :special truck with heat shields will come to your house. Make sure that :your lawn is well watered, so as not to catch fire. : lease no COD’s. :– :Andy Koppel : : : : : :
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A new breakthrough in golf technology has lead to the longest, straightest,
Andy, What impact will the KFA 40,000 have on liquid metal technology. And,oh yes, does it come with a written warranty? Finally do you see a revolution in course management coming with this new technology? I would suspect that many of the longer hitters in our group will be driving through fairways on a regular basis. Callaway and Tightlie have sure gone in the wrong direction this time. I pity their stockholders. Let us know of any future changes to this technology. One problem I anticipate is scorched balls. The effect on ones putting could be dramatic. Until next time D.E.
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I almost didn’t get it!